UC Berkeley Grad
"In life, everybody gets labeled. After everything I've done to fight it, I finally understood the label I was meant to have. I would never be normal, or ordinary. My destiny, was to be extraordinary. This is the label I've accepted, and now its my responsibility to earn it."- Kyle XY
"Hey guys can I join ur frog team"
"Gross!" "Whoever heard of a GREEN frog?!"
"I wonder if there’s some magical, amazing world out there where it’s normal to be a green frog"
"Haha yeah and the hippos live in water and their chickens aren’t on fire"
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job